1. When I first get to work, I feel like I have too much to do.
2. And I’m completely overwhelmed.
3. So I lay down on the sidewalk and scream like a little girl.
4. But then I brush myself off.
5. And get back to work.
6.Then it’s lunchtime and one must eat.
7. But I get distracted playing in my food.
8. So I smack myself out of it and head back to work.
9. But not before ruining someone’s day on the way.
10. And then I fall down the office stairs because I’m late.
11. Everyone around is like good job.
12. But I’m all like.
13. And I’m back at my desk working diligently.
14. While imagining my boss getting rammed into a lake.
15. And also watching crazy cad lady videos on the internet.
16. Then my boss walks up behind me and is like.
17. And I’m all like.
18. So I get back to work.
19. Until the alcoholic lady in accounting starts dancing when it’s time to go.
20. I immediately turn into Whoopi Goldberg & start celebrating.
21. Then everyone starts leaving for the day like this.
22. And like this.
23. And I’m all like this.
24. Time to go home and relax.
And that about sums it up.