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The Insignificant Opinions of Bullies and Internet Trolls

Earlier today, via the social media platform Twitter, I was informed - by a complete stranger - that the Ralph Lauren sweater I was wearing in my profile picture made me look like a "faggot." Additionally, the intellectually-gifted twitter user (who has no profile … Read More

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How to Have an Awesome Day Even If You’re a Recovering Crystal Meth Addict

In exactly one hour, my alarm is going to go off, announcing that I must wake up. Naturally, I'm sitting here at my computer already awake, but I wanted to start off the conversation by insinuating to you that I had a sleepless night last night. By the way, I had a … Read More

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Why I Feel Sorry for Kim Kardashian

As humans, it's hard for us to come to terms with the simple fact that we can't have it all. We are innately selfish, greedy individuals who relish in the approval of fellow humans and take great comfort in our worldly possessions. Naturally, the degree of our … Read More

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My Cat Pooped On My True Religion Jeans

For the past five years, I've had a special, somewhat-hairy, girl in my life and her name is Andie. Oh, and by the way, Andie is a cat, just to clear things up. Yes, I'm 'that' guy who not only publically claims ownership of a cat, but also blogs about it. If I'm not … Read More

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Pushing Haters Out of Your Mind and in Front of a Bus

For the past few months, I've been using the social networking site, known as Twitter, quite frequently and have become rather fond of it. Although it may come as a shock to you, Twitter actually isn't a complete waste of time – at least no more than any other … Read More

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The Psychology Behind the Selfie

The last article I wrote on shenkitup.com, "5 Tips for Taking the Perfect Selfie," was a satirical step-by-step guideline on, well, taking the perfect selfie. While I did write it with the intention of being humorous, it got me thinking...why do people even take … Read More

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10 Reasons Why Texans Love Texas

Have y'all ever wondered what the big deal was about Texas? What are the reasons why people, who are from Texas, talk as … Read More

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5 Most Annoying Things in Life

It's 8:00 AM, you forgot your coffee on the kitchen counter, you're currently stuck in traffic and you had a meeting at … Read More

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Breaking Under Pressure, But Winning in the End

From the moment I first popped into this world, I have never been able to deal very well with time-induced pressure, or … Read More

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Sold to the Highest Bidder

When I first started writing on shenkitup, I never imagined that it would grow as much as it has. I also never … Read More

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3 Differences Between Americans and Europeans

I'm walking a Shetland pony [in the picture to your right] on the multi-acre Dressage Horse Ranch of Adolf Dassler's … Read More

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Chantelle Paige: A California Dime

When you hear the word "celebrity," what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it that they're overpaid, … Read More

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Cat On Drugs

Unfortunately, Andie has been getting on the internet and ordering more catnip. You should never do drugs, but if you … Read More

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Lady Luck You Suck

I'm not sure if it's because I'm unlucky, or just stupid, but for some reason I seem to find myself in the most bizarre … Read More

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Extremely Important Post: Facts About Nate Shenk

My last post caught many of my readers off guard because of its seriousness, which is understandable considering my many … Read More

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Interesting News: It’s Not Always Kosher

Interesting News #1: Man Beats Girlfriend With Her Small Dog Florida never fails to deliver the most odd and … Read More

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Being Tricked Into a Date

One time in high school, I was sitting in the cafeteria eating lunch when all of a sudden I felt someone staring at me … Read More

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I’m Going To Shenk You

I'm actually going to shenk your mom. Hope that's ok. I've received a few messages from people informing me that I … Read More

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