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Why I Feel Sorry for Kim Kardashian

As humans, it's hard for us to come to terms with the simple fact that we can't have it all. We are innately selfish, greedy individuals who relish in the approval of fellow humans and take great comfort in our worldly possessions. Naturally, the degree of our … Read More

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My Cat Pooped On My True Religion Jeans

For the past five years, I've had a special, somewhat-hairy, girl in my life and her name is Andie. Oh, and by the way, Andie is a cat, just to clear things up. Yes, I'm 'that' guy who not only publically claims ownership of a cat, but also blogs about it. If I'm not … Read More

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Pushing Haters Out of Your Mind and in Front of a Bus

For the past few months, I've been using the social networking site, known as Twitter, quite frequently and have become rather fond of it. Although it may come as a shock to you, Twitter actually isn't a complete waste of time – at least no more than any other … Read More

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The Psychology Behind the Selfie

The last article I wrote on shenkitup.com, "5 Tips for Taking the Perfect Selfie," was a satirical step-by-step guideline on, well, taking the perfect selfie. While I did write it with the intention of being humorous, it got me thinking...why do people even take … Read More

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5 Tips for Taking the Perfect Selfie

You're sitting in traffic on a congested highway, bored out of your mind, and wondering if anyone actually loves you, so what do you do? You take a selfie, obviously. You get the angle just right, make sure your hair is just how it should be and then snap - what you … Read More

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The Story of Monday [via 20 GIFs]

  1. When my alarm goes off Monday morning, this is my reaction:   2. Because you never know what Monday has in store for you:   3. Nevertheless, I get out of bed and put on my pants:   4. Then I suddenly get a burst of energy:   5. And I … Read More

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10 Reasons Why Texans Love Texas

Have y'all ever wondered what the big deal was about Texas? What are the reasons why people, who are from Texas, talk as … Read More

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5 Most Annoying Things in Life

It's 8:00 AM, you forgot your coffee on the kitchen counter, you're currently stuck in traffic and you had a meeting at … Read More

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Breaking Under Pressure, But Winning in the End

From the moment I first popped into this world, I have never been able to deal very well with time-induced pressure, or … Read More

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3 Differences Between Americans and Europeans

I'm walking a Shetland pony [in the picture to your right] on the multi-acre Dressage Horse Ranch of Adolf Dassler's … Read More

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Sold to the Highest Bidder

When I first started writing on shenkitup, I never imagined that it would grow as much as it has. I also never … Read More

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Chantelle Paige: A California Dime

When you hear the word "celebrity," what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it that they're overpaid, … Read More

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The Top Content of 2011

  The 15 Most Popular Posts: 1. The World in 10 Minutes or Less 2. 5 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Vote for Obama in … Read More

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The Exciting Career of a Financial Aid Specialist

If you’ve noticed that I've been MIA the last few days, it’s because I recently started a new position as a college … Read More

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10 Facts That Make You Look Smart

How many times have you been out-facted by that annoying facts guy at a party, or by a sister's new boyfriend, who loves … Read More

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The Tortoise and the Hare: 21st Century Style

This morning, as I was on my way to work, I noticed a medium-sized turtle crossing the road from the left side. I … Read More

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How to Make a Dry Ice Bombs

It's a hot summer afternoon (good time for bomb making) and I'm at my Aunt and Uncle's house. With my little sister and … Read More

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A Printer That Prints Wrenches and a Mid-Pop Bubble

Here are a few items I've come across on the world wide web that I have a hunch you'll find entertaining. Wouldn't it … Read More

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