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How to Have an Awesome Day Even If You’re a Recovering Crystal Meth Addict

In exactly one hour, my alarm is going to go off, announcing that I must wake up. Naturally, I'm sitting here at my computer already awake, but I wanted to start off the conversation by insinuating to you that I had a sleepless night last night. By the way, I had a … Read More

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Why I Feel Sorry for Kim Kardashian

As humans, it's hard for us to come to terms with the simple fact that we can't have it all. We are innately selfish, greedy individuals who relish in the approval of fellow humans and take great comfort in our worldly possessions. Naturally, the degree of our … Read More

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My Cat Pooped On My True Religion Jeans

For the past five years, I've had a special, somewhat-hairy, girl in my life and her name is Andie. Oh, and by the way, Andie is a cat, just to clear things up. Yes, I'm 'that' guy who not only publically claims ownership of a cat, but also blogs about it. If I'm not … Read More

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Pushing Haters Out of Your Mind and in Front of a Bus

For the past few months, I've been using the social networking site, known as Twitter, quite frequently and have become rather fond of it. Although it may come as a shock to you, Twitter actually isn't a complete waste of time – at least no more than any other … Read More

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The Psychology Behind the Selfie

The last article I wrote on shenkitup.com, "5 Tips for Taking the Perfect Selfie," was a satirical step-by-step guideline on, well, taking the perfect selfie. While I did write it with the intention of being humorous, it got me thinking...why do people even take … Read More

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5 Tips for Taking the Perfect Selfie

You're sitting in traffic on a congested highway, bored out of your mind, and wondering if anyone actually loves you, so what do you do? You take a selfie, obviously. You get the angle just right, make sure your hair is just how it should be and then snap - what you … Read More

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10 Reasons Why Texans Love Texas

Have y'all ever wondered what the big deal was about Texas? What are the reasons why people, who are from Texas, talk as … Read More

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5 Most Annoying Things in Life

It's 8:00 AM, you forgot your coffee on the kitchen counter, you're currently stuck in traffic and you had a meeting at … Read More

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Breaking Under Pressure, But Winning in the End

From the moment I first popped into this world, I have never been able to deal very well with time-induced pressure, or … Read More

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3 Differences Between Americans and Europeans

I'm walking a Shetland pony [in the picture to your right] on the multi-acre Dressage Horse Ranch of Adolf Dassler's … Read More

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Sold to the Highest Bidder

When I first started writing on shenkitup, I never imagined that it would grow as much as it has. I also never … Read More

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Chantelle Paige: A California Dime

When you hear the word "celebrity," what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it that they're overpaid, … Read More

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The Snappa Factor

[W]hen I was around 9-years-old, my family lived in Oklahoma and, for part of that time; we were members of the local … Read More

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Smashing My Computer and Crying Under My Bed

I'm sure most of you, at some point in your life, have had the urge to smash your computer with your deckchair––using … Read More

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Guess The Author of These Quotes…

Can you guess who said the following? About his family life: "I've never been married. I have six kids. Opportunity … Read More

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More Social Technology; Just What We Need

I don't know about you, but I am getting annoyed at how many times Facebook changes its functionality and sometimes, … Read More

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Extremely Important Post: Facts About Nate Shenk

My last post caught many of my readers off guard because of its seriousness, which is understandable considering my many … Read More

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House Sitting in America

This weekend, I plan on doing absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing while lounging around on the balcony of my … Read More

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